LAURIE: Gripped this evening by a wave of wedding-planning ennui, I typed into an Internet search engine the word “wedding,” followed by another word that starts with “po” and ends with an “rnography.” I was wondering whether anyone had ever thought to make a sexy movie set in this by and large unsexy scenario. (Wedding Crashers is NOT a sexy movie.) I didn’t come across any evidence of wedding pornos, but was led, after a fashion, to this guy, who wants you to know that getting married is no guarantee that a person won’t still “struggle” with their enjoyment of dirty magazines and videos. Also, if you are a wackadoo (pun intended) who feels it is his life’s calling to prevent other people from enjoying themselves, you can apparently get a book contract with Random House.