Drunk bonking! Boy, there are some combinations you just know are gonna be a disaster. Take Svedka Vodka teaming up with Nerve.com (are people actually still trying to date on that thing?) to release the remainder-bin-ready anthology 2033: The Future of Misbehavior: Interplanetary Dating, Madame President, Socialized Plastic Surgery and Other Good News from the Future. Well-padded authors Jay McInerney, Doug Rushkoff and Lisa Gabriele conduct a “unique discussion” (sigh) on the future of misbehavior at the Borders in Columbus Circle. Lock up your ring-tail lemurs, bunnies and baby penguins. Seriously.
[2033: The Future of Misbehavior cocktail party and discussion, Borders Books & Music, 10 Columbus Circle, 7 p.m., www.bordersbooks.com.]