Missing Models! Ugh, what are we to do on Wednesdays without our fine feathered dummies to make sport of? With America’s Next Top Model finished until scary Tyra rounds up the next hapless group with no future except in a strip club (we’re talkin’ to you, Jael and Natasha!), we’ll have to get our fix with tonight’s American Idol finale. Though we haven’t watched all season, we’re betting we’ll cry anyway. Wake us in October!
[American Idol finale, 8 p.m., Fox.]