Hillary invades Hamptons: All you Obama-lovers, just pack it in for the weekend.… Tonight presidential candidate and big momma Hillary Clinton and her horny hubby Bill arrive at the home of Revlon kingpin Ron Perelman (just back from Portofino!) so her campaign can get a sweet, sweet cash infusion. Expect lots of well-preserved ladies sniffing around the bald but strangely compelling Mr. Perelman, and lots of Bill sniffing around the well-preserved ladies. Meanwhile, back on the island, our biggest girl crush ever, Beyoncé, takes over Madison Square Garden. For the record? Don’t you think that a girl who sings and dances in super-high heels, tumbles down the steps and face-plants, and pops back up to finish her number deserves our respect, not YouTube derision? We’re with you, B!
[An evening with Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and President William Jefferson Clinton, The Creeks East Hampton, 6:30 p.m. by invitation only; Beyoncé at Madison Square Garden, 7:30 p.m., www.thegarden.com]