Clintons carbo-load! Venture capitalist dude Alan Patricof and his saucy wife, Susan, along with flush denizens of East Hampton like angry actor Alec Baldwin, slightly less angry but still p*ssed-off actor Chevy Chase, and perfectly calm music producer Russell Simmons, snarf up some peach, blueberry and plain pancakes with Bill and Hill. Food provided by Turtle Crossing, a popular southwestern BBQ joint in the area. Bring your own syrup: “My husband says Aunt Jemima is the best!” shockingly said Nancy Singer, the owner of Turtle Crossing, adding that she first fed the Clintons in 1998, when they were staying with Steven Spielberg and being fêted by Mr. Baldwin and his then-wife-now-mortal-enemy Kim Basinger. The First Couple showed up at Turtle Crossing with an entourage of 50, she said, and since then, “we’ve catered a bunch of different fund-raisers for her over the years. Hillary’s got a lot of support out here. And it’s going to be delicious.” Burp! Later in the day, chocolate-chip-cookie heir Robert Entenmann, whom we hold single-handedly responsible for our winter fat, will host an afternoon send-off for the Clintons at his Riverhead vineyard.
[Pancake breakfast with Senator Hillary Clinton and President Bill Clinton, 10:30 a.m., 72 David’s Lane, East Hampton, www.hillaryclinton.com/pancake; An afternoon with Senator Hillary Clinton & President Bill Clinton on the North Fork, The Entenmann Residence, Riverhead]