The Afternoon Wrap: Monday

Next on CSI: Fort Greene: Bag-less man and his poodle get their asses kicked by neighborhood spook with pink highlighter. [Curbed]

Kahn you imagine an F.D.R. memorial in the East River? It’s getting easier… [ArchRecord]

We’re all for munching on fresh, local ingredients—except, of course, when ordering the lettuce-wrapped squab at Mr. Chow. [The New Yorker]

N.Y.C. tap water is the best! Well, at least until it reaches the pipes in my building. [Apt. Therapy]