Friday, September 21st

Brad Acts! Over-named movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford arrives in theaters tonight, finally allowing us to glimpse Brad Pitt doing something other than walking Pax and Zahara to school. For. Almost. Three. Hours. Also, Claire Danes (what horny Humbert keeps casting her in things? Oh, wait, she’s like 30 now) opens in previews of George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion on Broadway, playing Eliza Doolittle—which we’ll be skipping, needless to say. And since it’s Yom Kippur tomorrow, expect your office to get suddenly vacant around 3 p.m.

[The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, www.fandango.com; Pygmalion, American Airlines Theatre, 227 West 42nd Street, www.roundabouttheatre.org]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, September 21st