Sniff! Top Chef packs their knives away forever (or until next time) tonight during part two of tonight’s finale. Question: Since when did finales get to start going over two weeks? Anyway, for the first time the winner will be announced live from Chicago, and we must admit our heart just hasn’t been in it since the cheftestant of our heart, giant, one-testicle’d C.J., got dumped in New Jersey.
[Top Chef finale, Bravo, 10 p.m.]