No one does anything tonight, creating a giant sucking vacuum that pulls the entire city out through its own belly-button. Oh, wait! We’re saved by Neil Sedaka, as he celebrates “50 Years of Hits”—not one clunker in the bunch!—at Lincoln Center! Belting some of them out will be Natalie Cole, Clay Aiken, and the Captain & Tenille. We’ll take some Pinot Noir, please, preferably injected intravenously while we face-plant on a couch at the No Malice Palace!
[Neil Sedaka 50 Years of Hits, Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center, 8 p.m., www.lincolncenter.org]