Paging Jessica Seinfeld! Today, Pottery Barn Kids’ adorable younger sibling, Threads, opens on the Upper East Side, so that Manhattan’s tots may start their lives of understatedly stylish consumption at age 0 months! Whee! Also, here’s more proof that homosexual people are basically taking over: The Gay Life Expo is moving from Eighth Avenue in Chelsea to the Jacob Javits Center, a place more suited to Midwestern office-supply conventions than “the Ultimate Drag Off!”, wouldn’t you say? Also, 15,000 long-distance runners from 100 countries (rangy, hollow-cheeked, secretly swinging) swarm Tavern on the Green to carbo-load—charming 1980’s concept—in preparation for the next morning’s light jog.
[Threads, 1451 Second Avenue; The Gay Life Expo, Jacob Javits Center, 11th Avenue at 36th Street, 12 p.m. to 7 p.m., www.gaylifeexpo.com; Marathon Eve Dinner, Tavern on the Green, Central Park West at 67th Street, 4:30 p.m]