If you’re dressing up your dog or cat for Halloween, you have some “inner-work” to do. It’s Howl-o-Ween at Van Cortlandt Park in the Bronx! Up next, Cipriani hosts a gala for American Friends of Rabin Medical Center (a hospital in Israel serving “Israelis and Arabs; Jews, Christians, and Muslims.” Peace through preventative care!). Larry King wears his party cologne and serves as Master of Ceremonies, chatting with Harvard Law maniac Alan Dershowitz; the honoree is some guy from Lehman Brothers (isn’t he always?). After a morning of dachsunds dressed as bananas, we’ll take it.
[Howl-O-Ween, Van Cortlandt Park, Broadway and Lakeview Place (252nd Street), 12 p.m. to 2 p.m., 718-796-4541; American Friends of Rabin Medical Center, Cipriani Wall Street, 55 Wall Street, 6 p.m., 212-279-2522]