Saturday, November 17th

Listen up, you turkeys! Wake up your lazy-ass, jobless, “artsy” boyfriend who’s cheating on you with two of your friends and haul him to ABC Carpet & Home’s Bronx Outlet and make him buy you something gargoyle-ly. And as long as you’re traveling north, you may as well go all the way to the Finger Lakes region, and check out Farm Sanctuary’s Celebration FOR the Turkeys, an inspired event wherein “charming turkeys are doted upon and presented with festive platters of stuffed squash, cranberries and pumpkin pie.” These “rescued turkeys” will preside over a vegan feast of epic proportions, perhaps in what Farm Sanctuary refers to as the “people barn.” No word yet if you’re allowed to take a turkey home and eat him later.

[ABC Carpet & Home Bronx Outlet Sale, 1055 Bronx River Avenue, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m., 718-842-8772; Celebration FOR the Turkeys, 10:30 a.m., Watkins Glen Community Center, www.adoptaturkey.org]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday, November 17th