The Day in Gossip: Jerry Seinfeld's 'Career is Over'; Lindsay Lohan Goes Shopping!

A very detailed account of how Lindsay Lohan spent her expensive, therapeutic Thanksgiving weekend in New York. [Page Six]

Madonna scrambles to boost box-office sales for her hubby’s forthcoming film. [Gatecrasher]

Tory Burch has been seen out on a few dates with Paramount Pictures’ Brad Grey and TV producer Tom Werner, who used to date Katie Couric. [Page Six]

Partygoer at nightclub Duvet in Chelsea was hit over the head with a tequila bottle until he bled; proprietors did little. [Page Six]

Heath Ledger
spent Friday night hitting on lots o’ brunettes at the Beatrice Inn. [Gatecrasher]

Bruce Blakeman promises that he and his wife, Nancy Shevell, who had a fling with Paul McCartney, are still very close. [Page Six]

Ashley Olsen has found a new guy’s lap to sit on. [Gatecrasher]

Jerry Seinfeld‘s career is over, according to his wife Jessica. [Page Six]

Shoe-lover Imelda Marcos spotted, confronted in a Manila eatery. [Page Six]

The Day in Gossip: Jerry Seinfeld's 'Career is Over'; Lindsay Lohan Goes Shopping!