Santa’s done his dirty work! Whatever became of the magical Christmases of our youth? In their place: self-help books from Mom and a mispelled erotic text message from that guy from the other night, as we pad about the house in unfortunate bedroom slippers and high-school field hockey sweatpants, inhaling cinnamon rolls. Luckily, here comes Tim Burton’s costume drama Sweeney Todd. What that ails us can’t be cured by Johnny Depp, we ask?
[Sweeney Todd, www.fandango.com]