Wednesday, December 26th

Getting … Spending Crazed shoppers do their best impersonation of the rabid masses in Will Smith’s apocalyptic I Am Legend. Eight-Day Week Special Correspondent Nicole Brydson called up shopgirl Tay Kim of AG Adriano Goldschmied in SoHo. Ms. Kim recalled that last year, “a man came in and tried to return a pair of pants. We told him that we could exchange for another pair, but we needed a receipt. … He was so angry that he snatched his shopping bag and walked outside. Right after he got out, we looked outside the window, and he kicked the shopping bag across the street and almost hit a person. Well, he had to cross the street and pick that up.” (Note to self: Buy potentially violent male relatives only the right size pants!) And later, bearlike DJ ?uestlove hits S.O.B.’s—we hope to help us dance off that third piece of fruitcake and excise all trace of Christmas music (yes, even you, Mariah) from our heads.

[AG Adriano Goldschmied, 111 Greene Street, 212-680-0581; ?uestlove at S.O.B.’s, 204 Varick Street, 8 p.m., www.ticketmaster.com]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, December 26th