New Hampshire traffic update!
On my way back from picking up a cell phone charger and a cup of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts, a caller to the radio station that was playing in my car alerted listeners to a backup near the Dunkin’ Donuts on South Willow Street.
"I think there’s a candidate in there," said the caller, being broadcast over one of the state’s many rock stations, 96.5 FM. "There’s all these secret secret service agents."
"Oh, then my guess is it’s Hillary," said the D.J., who counseled patience. "They’ll all be gone tomorrow."
UPDATE: It was Obama.