For Jimmy Kimmel’s birthday, his girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and Matt Damon starred in a music video called “I’m [Bleep]ing Matt Damon”; Mr. Kimmel is retaliating with his own star-studded, catchy clip: “I’m [Bleep]ing Ben Affleck.” [P6]
Oscar nominee Tilda Swinton switches between two lovers—German artist Sandro Kopp, 29, and the father of her twins, John Byrne, 67. [Gatecrasher]
Traveling to St. Barts is always difficult and often pleasurable; here’s what to do if you’re lucky enough to make it there. [NYT]
Blackstone Group cofounder Peter Peterson, who last year bout David Geffen’s $37.5 mil. Fifth Ave. spread, just sold his River House apartment to banking bachelor Jeffrey Leeds for $10 mil. [P6]
Brad Pitt confronted a pesky paparazzo. Source: “the…guy looked so scared…He just ran into the parking garage.” [E!]
Tina Fey said her 30 Rock character, Liz, is “torn between McCain and Obama”; meanwhile, Alec Baldwin’s character, Jack, can’t get over Rudy Giuliani. [Gatecrasher]
In a London High Court, Heather Mills will be banned from grilling Paul McCartney on his alleged “violent behaviour” during their four-year marriage. [Daily Mail]
The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is involved in an ecologically questionable coastline development, intended for the super-rich, in Brazil. [P6]
“Why We Travel,” a multimedia experience. [NYT]
Star Jones, formerly of The View, will perform in The Vagina Monologues tonight in Washington, D.C. [P6]
Real-estate broker Barbara Corcoran received a “chastity belt” from her husband yesterday, the couple’s 20th wedding anniversary. [Gatecrasher]
The some 5,000 ice fishing cabins on the lunar icescape of central Minnesota range from bare-essentials to “chalets with cathedral ceilings.” [NYT]
