During Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party at Socialista last Thursday, Bruce Willis stuck his bare hands into his ex-wife’s husband’s cake. [Gatecrasher]
Mini champagne bottles went ignored at Marc Jacobs’ show on Friday; of the tasty tipples, Gretchen Mol said: “I’m tempted, but no one else is drinking. I don’t want to be the tacky one." [WWD]
The ins and outs of hedge-funder Seth Tobias, who was discovered dead in his Jupiter, Florida pool. [NYM]
Actress Scarlett Johansson, who has been dating Ryan Reynolds for a year, recently took her mom and sister to look at wedding dresses. [P6]
Find the complete list of 2008 Grammy Award winners here. [Us]
Rich & Famous Tours, a celeb-driven sightseeing outfit, has been quick to capitalize on Heath Ledger’s death. [P6]
Actor Roy Scheider, a two-time Oscar nominee, died yesterday at the age of 75. [Just Jared]
Looks like Whitney Houston’s clean comeback might be the real deal. [TMZ]
Face-off: actresses Cameron Diaz and Ellen Pompeo are both interested in the same $5.5 million Chelsea apartment, a source says. [P6]
During Paul McCartney and Heather Mills’ settlement hearing, the former Beatle claimed he lost $6 million during his last world tour. [Gatecrasher]
Bits and pieces of fashion writing from last week: Of the Thom Browne show, Times scribe Cathy Horyn wrote: “I kept thinking “Dumb and Dumber,” especially when two guys came out sharing a trouser leg and wearing a straight face.” [WWD]
Another article about child terrors: why tots lie. [NYM]
Like designer Zang Toi’s otherwise unusual plans for his fall 2008 collection, Ralph Lauren went for an “Adirondack lodge style—or what must be a very chic log cabin.” [NYT]
Here is an open Facebook album from a party that included socialites Arden Wohl (with her eyes closed), Zani Gugelmann and Genevieve Jones; Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford; Vogue’s Meredith Melling Burke (apparently about to take a shot); and more! [FB]
