Morning Memo: Paris Hilton Goes to Harvard; Tommy Hilfiger to Wed

The Harvard Lampoon gave Paris Hilton their first-ever Woman of the Year Award. [Crimson] (Watch slideshow here.)

Britney Spears was released from the hospital yesterday, a move her parents condemned – in a statement to the AP. [US]

Meanwhile Britney‘s ex-husband, Kevin Federline, is attending the Marc Jacobs show Friday. [US]

Tommy Hilfiger
‘s tying the knot. Maybe he’ll sire another fauxcialite. [Page Six]

French President Nicolas Sarkozy and former model Carla Bruni just got married, and two Bruni biographies already hit shelves in France. Another is slated to appear next week. [WWD]

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have a sex scene in Woody Allen‘s upcoming movie… and he reveals yet another dimension of the New York male Jewish intellectual psyche. [Page Six]

The young girl sitting next to Vincent Gallo at the Anna Sui show shielded herself from him with her show invitations. [the Cut]

The fashion world may have another BMI controversy on their hands – male models are getting skinnier. [NYT]

Angelina Jolie is visiting Iraq as a UN goodwill ambassador. [NYT]

Rosie O’Donnell gave up beer. [Page Six] Morning Memo: Paris Hilton Goes to Harvard; Tommy Hilfiger to Wed