Report Report: Jolie-Pitt Twins (?) Are Not Born!

First, Entertainment Weekly reported that twins were born on Sunday to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Lending authenticity to the report were details, like their names (Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane) and the little detail that they were born at a "Catholic clinic" somewhere in the Aix-en-Provence region of France.

Then, People, the magazine that paid $4.1 million to the couple in 2006 for photos of the couple’s fourth child, Shiloh, swatted the report down with its own report, sourced to a rep for the actress.

"Angelina has not given birth," the rep said. "She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."

But wait, are the names right? And will they go to a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence?

Report Report: Jolie-Pitt Twins (?) Are Not Born!