Wednesday, May 28th

GOTTA LOVE HILLARY for stirring some très creepy dark clouds over Memorial Day Weekend—who else is rooting for her to ride her crazy ponyclippety-clippety-clop!—right on to the convention floor in August? Meanwhile, we ate too many potato chipsyou? In case you’re wondering where all the Town Cars have gone, the glitzy fund-raisers are starting the annual migration east, but there are still some gigs like tonight’s American Women in Radio and Television’s Gracie Awards, honoring underage naturalist Miley Cyrus, American Idol’s Cecile Frot-Coutaz and poetess-of-the-booming-voice Maya Angelou. Expected to attend are a slew of prominently televised, X-chromosomed mugs such as Christiane Amanpour, Maria Bartiromo, Suze Orman, Campbell Brown, Ann Curry, Gayle King, Ashleigh Banfield, Lisa Ling and Ali Larter of Heroes. Supplying the cologne-drenched man-meat will be Brian Williams and Jeff Zucker.

[33rd Annual Gracie Awards, Marriott Marquis, Broadway Ballroom, 1535 Broadway, 6 p.m., 212-431-5227]

Wednesday, May 28th