King of All Breakfasts [Update]

Miracles come in all shapes and sizes, apparently. For the next two or so hours, you can bid on eBay for a piece of toast burned with the image of Sirius Satellite Radio host Howard Stern.

According to the seller’s description:

I can’t vouch that this is an authentic miracle. I was listening to Howard Stern on the radio while I was making breakfast. Thinking of him I was startled to see the toast which came out of the toaster was burned in a way that resembles Howard Stern! My gardener thought it looked like Jesus. Someone else told me it looks like Mickey Mouse and I said, no, not the shape of the toast — look at the image the burnt parts make. You be the judge.

Perhaps the real miracle is that Mr. Stern now finds himself in the crusty company of various forms of Jesus toast and the Mother Theresa Nun Bun.


Bidding is now closed. Final price: $141.50 

King of All Breakfasts [Update]