An important social and medical story was the centerpiece of a recent episode of Today Now!, which featured Cosmopolitan Magazine’s "Lead Moan Zone Researcher" Dr. Rachel Steinberg announcing that after 120 years of research, the magazine had cataloged every possible way a woman can please her man. Dr. Steinberg claimed that she and her team had "accurately mapped every super-hot sex zone on the male body."
Of course, Today Now! only exists in the distorted world of The Onion News Network and as far as we know, Cosmo doesn’t have a "Moan Zone" department, but the video is still worth checking out.
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