Someone has been looking through the trash cans of the West Village’s celebrity residents and sending their finds to Page Six. So far, they’ve turned up evidence of Mary-Lousie Parker‘s thyroid problem. Good work, guys! [P6]
One rockstar’s model daughter is as good as another: When Bijou Phillips had to cancel on Chrissie Miller‘s latest photo shoot, the designer simply went up to Alexandra Richards on the street and asked her to stand in. [Page Six Magazine, fifth item]
Lindsay Lohan wants everyone to know that she’s going to start dating men again once the attention from this Samantha Ronson relationship has worn off (or something like that). [Full Disclosure]
Saturday Night Live‘s Amy Poehler, who is married to fellow comedian Will Arnett, gave birth to a baby boy named Archie this weekend. [US Weekly]
Former Knicks manager Isiah Thomas, who reportedly overdosed on sleeping pills on Friday, is now denying the incident ever occurred. [Daily Intel]
Concerns about spending have forced New Jersey to shut down Howard Stern’s eponymous highway rest stop. [P6]
