Bring on the figgy pudding! All I want for Christmas is … a check for groceries and a signed copy of What Should I Do With My Life? (Say, can we trade that in for microdermabrasion?) Back in the city, luck out with a Monty Python double feature and all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet at the 92YTribeca—and we all, deep down, enjoy the one day of the year when no one else will be at the computer, either.
[Chinese & a Movie, 92YTribeca, 200 Hudson Street, 2 p.m., www.92ytribeca.org/film]