VSL:WEB // Six degrees of Jeff Goldblum drunk

Jeff Goldblum is no Nick Nolte. But take a quick look at these videos, and you’ll see that the actor’s no stranger to five-martini lunches.

Actually, Goldblum was stone-cold sober in every one of the clips — which have been digitally edited to make him pause, slur, and come off as the neighborhood drunk. Videogum has assembled the best of the bunch — including a trippy series of iMac ads that make it look as if the pitchman had been paid up-front in Jägermeister. The highlight? A dialed-down Conan O’Brien clip in which Goldblum demonstrates how to perform the Heimlich maneuver on oneself — coincidentally enough, it looks a lot like bellying up to the bar.

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