The New York World: Two Days in the Life of AuthorChick’s Twitter

Except I just had a venti (skim) latte. This may not end well.
9:02 AM March 13th from TwitterFon

At least it’s not the day they’re sending the photog.
9:03 AM March 13th from TwitterFon

Okay, def can’t fall asleep. Maybe I’ll go for a run instead.
9:17 AM March 13th from TwitterFon

@[redacted] Actually I’m not 100% sure—maybe Sunday Styles?? Is it horrible that I can’t remember?!
9:19 AM March 13th from TwitterFon

@[redacted] No, last time was in Arts. Um, I know this bc my mom had it FRAMED and it hangs in her bathroom. Hello, embarrassing much?
9:25 AM March 13th from TwitterFon

Back from my run—could only go 5 miles today. Wow, I must be really tired.
10:32 AM March 13th from TwitterFon

Waiting for chick from NYT at DB Bistro Moderne. Feeling a little out of place!
12:45 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

@[redacted] I guess it’s sorta near her office—wasn’t gonna turn it down, of course!
12:50 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

I think I see her—hmm, she’s older than I thought she’d be.
1:02 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

Whoa. Can’t believe it’s 3:30. Were we really talking for over two hours? I’m sure I said something totally stupid …
3:31 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

Home. So nice to finally just relax on the couch with a glass of wine after the day I’ve had!
4:15 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

[redacted] just called and invited me to a party tonight—but I’m feeling sooooo tired and not up for chitchat with, like, Moby.
5:58 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

I mean I’ve hung out with him before, of course—just saying I know he’s going to be there and so I shouldn’t wear my leather jacket, ha-ha!
6:03 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

Think I’m gonna go, even though I feel like ass.
8:39 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

Changed my mind. Gonna clean out closet instead.
9:30 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

@[redacted] You know it REALLY needs it! I have at least 20 pairs of shoes that I haven’t worn in at least 2 years.
9:44 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

Wow, how dumb am I—2 pairs of Louboutins, a pair of Prada boots and strappy Blahniks I completely forgot about.
11:03 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

@[redacted] You’re more than welcome to them! Was just gonna bring them to Goodwill tomorrow. Size 8!
11:10 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

Whoa, just struck by another idea. Maybe I should clean out my closet every night!
11:14 PM March 13th from TwitterFon

Okay. Bedtime now, for realsies. (I usually don’t work this late, I swear!)
3:31 AM March 14th from TwitterFon

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The New York World: Two Days in the Life of AuthorChick’s Twitter