Today on Observer.com: July 24

The Schumer Option: A Short-Term Winner

A Paterson Fund-Raising Committee Inches Away, Toward Cuomo

Farewell, Mein Froelich: Post’s Party for Paula

Summer Is a-Kooning In: We Preview Watermill Benefit Goodies!

Original Real Estate Stories from Observer.com: 7.24.09

The Week in Interviews: Liz Cheney Builds up “Birthers” Arguments, Chris Matthews Tears Them Down; Economy “Bouncing Along the Bottom”

Aunt Mabel Suggests…

Where Everybody Knows Your Name, Y’All

Orrick Expected To Sign Huge Lease at CBS Building

The Ugly Truth About The Ugly Truth

Opening this Weekend: Scary Orphans, Talking Guinea Pigs, and Katherine Heigl’s Vibrating Unmentionables!

Today on Observer.com: July 24