Who knew sleeping could be so funny?

Imagine if all of the strange things you mumble (emphasis on strange) while you sleep somehow were recorded and made public for posterity. Sleep Talkin’ Man is a blog devoted to the weird and incredibly funny stuff Adam Lennard , described as “a mild-mannered British man,” says while slumbering.

Every night, Adam’s wife sets up a voice-activated tape recorder and awakes to find a series of sleepy gems that she later posts online. The results are priceless streams-of-unconsciousness: “I can’t control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!”; “I’ve got a really terrible, terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible”; “Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else.” To his credit, Adam is cool with it. His wife’s blog may seem like a bad dream, but apparently, he’s had worse.

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Who knew sleeping could be so funny?