Bronx Criminal courts are in chaos! Madoff-affiliated Ponzi schemers are still getting busted! Bar-brawling firefighters have turned themselves in!
Even guards at the American Museum of Natural History are getting criminal: When they’re not protecting dinosaur dioramas, they’re stabbing one another in taverns.
Counterfeiters are copying designer handbags. Jewel thieves are copying the movie Snatch by dressing up as Hasidic Jews.
The Post can’t contain its glee at a false rape accuser getting her comeuppance, and the Daily News delivers a shocker, revealing that the Upper East Side has little crime, and lots of money.
