Mister Mort Walks the Line

"She didn't get dresssed up specifically for this, but she sure loves getting dressed. I love her khakis with the button fly exposed, her vintage silk brown polka dotted ascot worn as a scarf, and her men's wingtip shoes."

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"Like many people on line, they were tourists from Europe. These kids were waiting with excitement as they were told that if they were good they might get one too..."

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"Von from Switzerland holding his trophy. My suggestion: His next stop ought to have been Levi's for a slightly less skinny pair of jeans."

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"Carla and Richie enjoyed waiting on line; in their hour-plus wait, I was the only person they spoke to. I love his pleated jeans with cuffed bottom!"

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"She was on line, then got off to go to Pop Burger and got back on again only to find out the line was for the iPad, not to get into the store."

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"Daniel said he gets dressed up every day."

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"Look at us! We match, live on Lex, and... waited on line all morning!"

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"Last time Chris waited on line, he waited 19 hours to see System of a Down. Then K-Rock said no more tickets because they gave them all away."

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"Clear frames matching the Apple deal behind him..."

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"Look at his Mephisto shoes and cuffed khakis..."

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"Randi came prepared!"

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"I couldn't resist."

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"Jeremy wears this getup every day."

 

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