Are You A BroBo?

Do You…

 

  • Bring your cheeses to room temperature before
    eating them?
  • Think G&T refers to “gifted and talented,” not “gin and tonic”?
  • Insist on Gorilla or Stumptown coffee (never Starbucks)?
  • Like owls?
  • Prefer Coca-Cola that has been imported from Mexico to the domestic stuff?
  • Find yourself patronizing stores and restaurants with one-word names, like “Thirst” and “Bump”?
  • Order heritage cucumber seeds from Hickoree’s Hard Goods?
  • Lug your things around in Triple Canopy tote bags?
  • Love the band Real Estate and their nostalgic odes to the suburbs?
  • Spend Saturday afternoons sitting in Tillie’s in Fort Greene working on freelance stuff by the window and saying hi to people?
  • Take butchering classes? If not-be honest-is it just because you’re on a wait list?
  • Stay hydrated with the help of SIGG-brand aluminum water bottles?

 

ORIGINAL STORY: BROBOS IN PARADISE Are You A BroBo?