They’re now snacking on the shame-silenced residents of the Upper East Side. New York relates the tale of one mother from the East Eighties, whose debugging regimen required relocating to the family’s weekend home for a full two months:
Margaret says she “felt a strange mixture of being exhausted, defeated, and paranoid that all of this wasn’t going to work.” The family had already spent about $30,000 on dry-cleaning alone and upward of $70,000 on the entire experience.
I am trying to remember the last experience on which my family spent $70,000. 1.5 years of college?