New iPhone expected to be unveiled today. [BloombergBusinessweek]
Rangel will run again, Paterson couldn’t be happier. [NYDN]
Tawdry details emerge about the men arrested at Kennedy on terrorism charges. [NYP]
Bernie Madoff, white-collar folk hero, apparently says “f**k my victims.” [NYM]
Helen Thomas dropped by agency. [Politico]
Ron Jeremy spotted at 4 Times Square. [NYP]
BP says its Gulf cap collected 10,500 barrels of oil Sunday. [WSJ]
Elton John presides over Rush Limbaugh’s fourth wedding. [NYDN]
Seven figures gets you lunch with Buffett, and the easiest pun in the world. [NYT]
Wicked understudy sues Bayer, saying her birth control caused a stroke. [NYP]