Eye Opener: Ron Jeremy at 4 Times Sq.

New iPhone expected to be unveiled today. [BloombergBusinessweek]

Rangel will run again, Paterson couldn’t be happier. [NYDN]

Tawdry details emerge about the men arrested at Kennedy on terrorism charges. [NYP]

Bernie Madoff, white-collar folk hero, apparently says “f**k my victims.” [NYM]

Helen Thomas dropped by agency. [Politico]

Ron Jeremy spotted at 4 Times Square. [NYP]

BP says its Gulf cap collected 10,500 barrels of oil Sunday. [WSJ]

Elton John presides over Rush Limbaugh’s fourth wedding. [NYDN]

Seven figures gets you lunch with Buffett, and the easiest pun in the world. [NYT]

Wicked understudy sues Bayer, saying her birth control caused a stroke. [NYP] Eye Opener: Ron Jeremy at 4 Times Sq.