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Vice interviews Helen Thomas.

Barbara Kingsolver wins the Orange Prize.

There is no “Nighthawks” diner.

If all these Gores don’t stop divorcing we won’t have anyone to combat the future’s global warming!

Dangerous business, being married to Larry King.

Harvard faker was accepted at Stanford.

Half the U.S. thinks our country will win the World Cup. Right.

Hair will close on the 27th.

Thanks to the word “Hella,” I can never be Northern California’s most embarrassing export.

Oh god, the “Webutante Ball.”

Items! No Nighthawks