Eye Opener: Transit Woes and a Disloyal Stripper Wife

Kids with money are living in the same building as their friends, a la Friends. [NYT]

The city’s stadiums are rife with health-code violations. [NYP]

Unlimited” subway hikes detailed.[NYDN]

The city will strictly enforce the illegal hotel ban. [WSJ]

Tony Hayward‘s pension will massive. [BBC]

Tristate area trains can later more frequently than the people who run them say they are. [NYT]

Scientists are redesigning the inflight meal. [WSJ]

Obama will not be attending the Clinton wedding. [CNN]

Kenneth Starr‘s stripper wife won’t sign his bail bond. [NYP]

Sheldon Silver addresses the rat problem on Fulton Street. [DNAinfo]

Mayor defends geese gassing. [WSJ]

Page Six says Barney Frank threw a fit because he couldn’t get a discount on his Fire Island ferry ticket. [NYP]

Eye Opener: Transit Woes and a Disloyal Stripper Wife