Radar has named a handful of the guests expected at Chelsea Clinton’s impending upstate wedding. They list President Obama (“expected to land at Stewart Airport in Newburgh, New York and take Marine One across the Hudson”), Oprah Winfrey, Barbra Streisand, Kate Capshaw, Steven Spielberg, Harold Ickes, Terry McAuliffe, John Major, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Ted Turner, and Denise Rich are all expected. It’s almost enough to make up for the absence of Al and Tipper.
“Locals are preparing for a celebrity overload in the rural town,” says Radar.
We like to imagine farmers hyperventilating at the sight of Doris Kearns Goodwin, but we trust they’ll be able to keep it together. After all, the wedding’s only going to be on land. Lame.