Items! Creamed Corn, Beautiful People

New Yorker cartoon captions by country singer Brad Paisley.

Sen. Gillibrand: Washington’s third most beautiful person.

Milk Bar gets barbecue-themed soft serve flavors: creamed corn?

Granta offers Mark Twain’s account of a southern menu.

The oldest Twitter user dies.

The Health Department’s first grades go out.

New York: “How much is too much to spend on a haircut?” Jane Krakowski: “Alec Baldwin cuts mine for free.”

The Awl’s job board experiment.

Email addresses that end in @reagan.com: stupid? Or the stupidest?

The Voice figures out where a fictional character lives.

Stalking Mark Zuckerberg reveals he is boring.

Items! Creamed Corn, Beautiful People