“Another question: Do they give blowouts at the 19th Precinct? Because you looked stunning when you left there with your distraught mother Wednesday, with perfect waves, cropped cranberry cardigan, designer shades perched LiLo-like atop your head. That was in stark contrast to your arrest ensemble: sneakers, pants, and a big ol’ baggie NYU T-shirt. Your college, Harvard, must have appreciated that”