Good Morning, Eric Schneiderman!

Schneider-Man!

You won the race on Tuesday, but it was really only yesterday that people started to come out strongly for you. You finally got that call from Andrew Cuomo, and Eliot Spitzer seems to think you’d make an excellent steamroller.

More importantly, you’ve managed to win over your former opponents. Why, it was only a month ago that Kathleen Rice was calling your character into question for that whole hit-and-run thing. So that’s got to feel good, having her on your side.

Anyway, we’ll be watching you closely as you head toward the general election. We like your theme song.

Love,

The Observer

Good Morning, Eric Schneiderman!