– Behold, a Kevin Bacon statue made out of…BACON! We demand a Mia Hamm statue made out of Hamm. And then a companion Jon Hamm ham statue. And then an entire meat museum built next to Madame Tussaud’s. Lady Gaga’s meat dress needs a new home.
– Times’ columnists before-and-after hot-or-not slideshow. Spoiler warning: Maureen Dowd repurposes her old one. Boo.
– A dude in Staten Island started selling fake Haagen-Dazs. Then he got sued. Oopzs.
– Are you in the market for a 37-inch long replica of the Lusitania? It’s your lucky day! Forbes is selling off the remainder of their figurine collection.
