– Jamie Dimon’s house in Chicago sells for (probably) more than he bought it for. Goodie gumdrops for Jamie Dimon.
– Things the world needed desperately: a ukulele band! Called the Ooks of Hazzard. Points for the above-average pun.
–Do not put these on your feet, pink faux fur edition. I didn’t think teddy bears could be made into shoes. But hey, it’s a new millennium people. And this new millennium is slightly reminiscent of the last millennium, during which I had these sweet Snorks slippers.
– Remember Wendy Pepper from Project Runway Season 1? She may have been a big ‘ol Machiavellian meanie, but at least she didn’t have a category five meltdown over red hots candies.
– Walking around New York City in your underwear to get free clothes is okay, I guess. It’s a recession and all.
