PropertyShark Honchos Repel Sexy Russian Spy

In by far the most interesting story ever involving city records, it’s been revealed that PropertyShark CEO Bill Staniford was involved with smoking hot Russian spy Anna Chapman.

Mr. Staniford is featured in a recent interview with Details magazine, with him and several others seduced by the Russian temptress. “She walks in with this other guy, and I’ll tell you, as soon as she walks in, I don’t remember anything else,” he said. “She knocked me out. There was something about her — I think it might have been the red hair, or the way she walked, or her body.”

Perhaps it’s hypnotic mind control or just too many lonely hours poring over deeds, but PropertyShark co-founder Matthew Haines seems to have had the same reaction. “Mother Russia chose her well,” he said in the interview. “I found myself completely incapable of thinking.”

Ms. Chapman was reportedly interested in knowing the inner workings of PropertyShark—but never fear, those secrets are safe. “”Believe me,” Mr. Haines told Details, “I’ve been around the world, and I’ve met women, and I think I know how to think with my brain and not with my dick, but . . . “

For now, Mr. Staniford seems more stunned than repentant. “It’s a weird feeling; I don’t hold anything against her,” he said. “I feel bad for her. And I’m not exactly sure why.”

lkusisto@observer.com

PropertyShark Honchos Repel Sexy Russian Spy