Cuomo/Paladino Gets The Onion Treatment

America’s Finest Satirical News Source is out today with their Midterm Election Guide and fortunately, the wrap-up includes a head-to-head comparison between Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino.

Among some of the gems:

Eyes:

  • Paladino: Droopy-serious
  • Cuomo: Twinkly-hopeful

Mother’s meatball recipe:

  • Paladino: Better than any restaurant, my hand to God
  • Cuomo: Friggin’ unbelievable

Top adviser:

  • Paladino: Mr. Tire Iron, right here
  • Cuomo: Father and former governor Mario Cuomo                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

Of course, this election season in New York politics, what with its lasagna-gate, bestiality emails, reporter fights and circus debates, satire seems to be outpaced by reality.

Full report here.

  Cuomo/Paladino Gets The Onion Treatment