- You knew this day was coming. Bedbugs at Carnegie Hall. Insert obligatory “practice” joke.
- Columbia Business School students apparently have issues with personal hygiene. Bunch a hippies. No jobs left for those of you who don’t get “professional haircuts.”
- What if Obama made avant garde web videos?
- RIP Paul the Sooth-Sliming Octopus. You will be missed. You were kind of like Punxatawney Phil, only with more legs. Underwater. And squishy.
- Things you need: solid gold Monopoly set! See what they did there? A game…about acquiring wealth…made out of gold…So Meta!
- You know that creepy Elmo dude in Times Square? Yeah, he’s officially creepy. Proof exists. Whither sad panda?
