– The Tim Gunn/Taylor Momsen feud is a modern-day allegory of all that is useful and benevolent in the universe vs. all that is vapid and destructive.
– This is visual. Just look at it and appreciate the fact that it lends new meaning to “tea party.”
– As if Charlie Sheen’s hot mess weren’t bad enough, they took place in the ELOISE SUITE? Charlie, is nothing sacred?
– The Rand Paul supporter who stomped on a girl’s head has a good “excuse” for why he did it: his bad back!
– You know you’re in upstate New York when: congressional candidates pimp out their NRA endorsements.
