A church in Williamsburg? Not all hipsters are godless heathens [Curbed]
Good ol’ Times Square: Creepy Elmo harasses tourists [News]
Super straphanger Gene Russianoff skips weekends, like “Russian roulette” [Times]
Broker and dad rip off Village townhouse owner with rent scheme [Journal]
Vito Lopez group got site from city for free, now rents it back for bucks [Post]
Bike-on-ped accidents, never counted, may finally be recorded [Queens Crap]
Apartment hunters buy into numerology [Times]
Cuomo’s mixed record as head of HUD [Journal]
Mayor Giuliani rushed park fence to finish for Yankee parade [Post]
Banks prefer foreclosures to short sales [Times]
Toll increases would drive 200,000 off the roads [News]
Rose Associates to run Stuy Town [Real Deal]