Good Morning, Bristol Palin!

Everything’s coming up Bristol!

You made it to the finals on Dancing With the Stars, despite earning low marks for your actual performance. That’s difficult to pull off. Like abstinence-spokesperson-slash-teen-mom hard to pull off.

How to explain it besides the fact that dancing isn’t really a competitive sport?

“This year has not been about the dancing,” said Johnny Avello, oddsmaker for the Wynn casino told Bloomberg. “This year is about popularity, and whether it’s the Republican Party or whoever, Bristol Palin is getting more votes despite being the worst dancer.”‘

Sounds like someone’s jealous!

Love,

The Observer

Good Morning, Bristol Palin!