Good Morning, Simon Cowell!

Mr. Cowell, you were called a “phenomenal media impresario” last night by Rupert Murdoch and we think that merits a “good morning!”

All those Christmas gift baskets paid off: not only did he know your name, but he pronounced it flawlessly. Oh no, it’s not as easy as all that. You just think so because you’ve been saying it for years.  

So what if it was at the “International Emmy Awards?” Everyone around the world saw you posing with the big man. We see big things for you in the future: your own label, movie production, maybe even a regular column on that iPad newspaper thing.

Love,

The Observer

 

Good Morning, Simon Cowell!