In Other News: Lady Gaga Is Just Like Jesus

– Some dude used to date Gagz. Then they broke up and he started dating someone else. Then Gagz wanted to get back together. The dude’s current girlfriend knows what’s good for her, saying: “I wasn’t going to go toe to toe with Lady Gaga, because that’s like fighting Jesus.

– An LES restauranteur won’t let Four Loko go quietly. No, siree. He planned an all-you-can drink 4L event which was subsequently cancelled due to its illegality. Now, he says, “I gotta figure out how to give people enough Four Loko so they can get their blackout.”

– Glittergate! Neighbors cheered when an art gallery exhibit that dumped mass amounts of glitter all over the GD place was shuttered.

Blake Lively puts the skirt over the shirt in some kind of Little Edie revolutionary costume for the day. But it’s to be expected since she doesn’t have a stylist. GASP! We don’t have stylists, and yet we’re able to put on tops and bottoms in the appropriate manner.

– Just in case you don’t want to deal with bringing your usual sabre with you to your holiday fetes, this bottle of champagne comes with its very own. Modern conveniences!


  In Other News: Lady Gaga Is Just Like Jesus